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54 camels, 9 goats, 0 sheep  ;D

Okay... We're not married.  I'm sure the exchange rate would be less favorable if we were but I don't even know how to cook a camel.

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Don't worry Cap'n Jake.  Years ago my grandma gave me her old sewing machine - It's one of those coke-bottle looking Singers that's black with gold trim. I took it in to have it tuned up.  When I went to pick it up I asked the guy what it was worth and after a little hemming and hawing he said "I can't say exactly but it'll go for somewhere between 9 and 12 dollars."  Woo hoo! I'm never, ever going to get to the point where I think I have to sell it!  I get to keep grandma's sewing machine forever!

So really - When are you going to need 26 camels, 9 goats and 9 sheep?  You get to keep her!  ;D

On the other hand, Bill's in trouble with that 71 camel girl.  I think 71 camels will get you a BMW in the right country.

Please let me take this opportunity to apologize to everyone for everything I've ever said.  I'm an insensitive cad and I blame Konrad for making it public knowledge.

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I'm so ashamed of myself...  No, Konrad made me do it...  I'm ashamed of Konrad.

Wait - I'm a grown man, I can't blame him.  Aargh! the torment!  Would that the man never darkened the doorway with that Starfish smile of his!  What will become of us all now that common decency has flown the coop?

And he's got me tipping cows again too - I'm so weak!

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Please let me take this opportunity to apologize to everyone for everything I've ever said.  I'm an insensitive cad and I blame Konrad for making it public knowledge.

Hey, Ken.. It's alright, man.  All that stuff I said about you?  I take half of it back...

;D

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Konrad, you didn't say anything about me - You merely opened the floor for discussion and I said it all.

I still blame you  ;)

The good news is all the cows in Alamance county are sideways now so we can start the reconciliation process.

Waitaminnit!  What'd you say about me?!?  ;D No - Maybe it's better if I don't know.

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