PAR Posted September 17, 2009 Posted September 17, 2009 I think I dated her many years ago. I always had a thing for redheads . . . Quote
Konrad Posted September 22, 2009 Author Posted September 22, 2009 The facial expression that Jim Henson put on Kermit at 3:25 is a scream. Famous people named Bruce: Jenner, Bruce Lee, Bruce Springsteen,Bruce Willis, Bruce Words that rhyme with Bruce: Spruce Goose Moose Loose Abuse Chartruese Obtuse Nonuse Excuse And you can mix and match them, check it out: *ahem* "The loose moose became obtuse due to excessive abuse." LMAO, I could go on all night... :-D Quote
lbrewer Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 You guys have to be siblings to trade this much bs, right? Quote
PAR Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 My ex had a similar expression just after I said "I do" . . . Quote
Bruce Kershaw Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 You guys have to be siblings to trade this much bs, right? Hey! Nobody in MY family stays up till 3:00 AM, surfing Sesame Street on Youtube. Remember Kermit on Ed Sulivan? I must have been around 7 or 8. I always knew he'd end up getting eaten in the end, and it scared the heck out of me, but I couldn't not watch it. Kinda like coming here to see what Konrad's up to. :wink: Oh, and one other thing... Larry the Cable Guy is from Nebraska... I rest my case. 8-) Quote
Konrad Posted September 25, 2009 Author Posted September 25, 2009 Loose abuse by Bruce is no excuse to be... um... To be... Crap. Hang on, I'm trying to find another word. (Frank, help me out here) Quote
Konrad Posted September 26, 2009 Author Posted September 26, 2009 ... TO LET LOOSE CARROT JUICE LIKE A CHINESE GOOSE!! Quote
Konrad Posted September 26, 2009 Author Posted September 26, 2009 My ex had a similar expression just after I said "I do" . . . Now that's funny.. <--- Even funnier than a dog butt. Quote
Bruce Kershaw Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 Sigh.................. :? A moose is asleep. He is dreaming of moose drinks. A goose is asleep. He is dreaming of goose drinks. It's all well and good when a moose dreams of moose juice. And nothing goes wrong when a goose dreams of goose juice. But it isn't too good when a moose and a goose Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice. Moose juice, not goose juice, is juice for a moose. And goose juice, not moose juice, is juice for a goose. So, when goose gets a mouthful of juices of mooses And moose gets a mouthful of juices of gooses They always fall out of their beds screaming screams So, I'm warning you, now! Never drink in your dreams. Dr Seuss Quote
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