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What's the grossest part?  

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  1. 1. What's the grossest part?

    • 1. Being pooped on. (This happened to me today, doh!)
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    • 2. Being Pee'd on. (He did it to the doc this morning)
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    • 3. Being spit up on. (We're nursing, so he hardly spits up)
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    • 4. Being farted on. (He's a chip of the ol'e block Whew!)
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Posted

Joke for all you parents of teenagers out there

Johnny leaves home to move into an apartment.

After a month his parents invite him home for a meal.

All the time during the meal, he keeps going on and on

"Do you realise the price of food, and meat!, it's so expensive I'm thinking of becoming a vegitarian!"

And his mother says "I know, I know"

"And do you realise how much washing powder is!, and toilet paper",

And his mother says "I know, I know"

"And the bill came for the electricity, and the phone!, I couldn't have made that many phone calls!"

And his mother says "I know, I know"

At this point, Johnny looks over at his mother with an exasperated expression and says.........

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"How would you know!, you're still living at home!"


Posted

Being a new father myself, I know what you are going through, You have to take all those little mishap with a grain a salt, it's all fun ,My little one is 7 1/2 months old growing like a weed. It change your life for for ever and for me it was for the better.I am looking forward to have him sailing with me :lol:

Good luck and enjoy

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