Well... its official Ive REALLY joined this mottley crew!!

[Wild Dingo]

Yes tonight I finally bit the bullet and ordered the plans... for both the Vacationer AND the Pocket Cruiser simply cause I couldnt make me ruddy mind up!! :oops:

So... how long till the posty brings me plans to me door mmmmm?? So its Sunday now so yer reckon Tuesday they will lob up???? mmmm okay then Wednesday perhaps??? sigh oh all right then I can possibly wait till Thursday... STREWTH you mean Im gonna have to wait till bloody Friday for them!!! Strike me roan mates I'll be a dribblin mess by then! :shock:

I reckon there should be a quick post thingy whereby if youve been a member of this board and visiting Stevproj site for ages well they should express post the plans to you!!! mmm well ifn I dont ask or put it to yous blokes how do I know Mike wont read this and just race out and express post them to me?? mmmm he might you never know... he must know by now how frustrated with boat designs I am by now and the sooner he can get these to me the sooner I can get into it!! :wink:... sounds good anyways! 8) What do you reckon Frank good idea or what?? got any influence over the Stevensons mob mate? Comeon help a mate out me ol cobber!!

oh and thats a first for me! Orderin through the paypal thingy with a credit card... gak I hate credit cards... but she tempted me to get one for the move an we got one bloody rip snorter of things these credit card thingys!!! just bung the numba in and whalla you can get all sortsa things!!! Im havin a ball tonight!! see I told her not to leave me at home with the computer AND the credit card!! :twisted:

[Guest]

You go out and do something right behind my back, now don'tchu???? I could have and would have packaged you up a weekender, freee eeeeee eeeeeee eeeeee of charge, in a crate and sent you one if only you would have told me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wild Dingo]

You go out and do something right behind my back' date=' now don'tchu???? I could have and would have packaged you up a weekender, freee eeeeee eeeeeee eeeeee of charge, in a crate and sent you one if only you would have told me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote']

Mike... sigh... MIKE!! you listenin ol mate??... How long have you known me now mate? 4 years or so eh an in all that time have you known me to ask someone to package me up and crate a boat down to me mmmm???... Not even when we found that ol Coaster that minor and Art went and checked out for me down in Georgia did I ask them to package it up and crate it down... although a couple of bods did offer to help sail her down after I had fixed her up of course which would have meant me relocating or payin some insane amount of $$$ to get her seaworthy... but at the same time mate you of all people my friend have been aware of me utter and total bloody confusion on this matter of bloody boats!!! :? You could have just done it! then again you still can!! HA!!!

ah well Im just gonna have to build one aint I?!! No worries its all good mate 8)

Hows your new one sail Mike? Hows the missus an kids? HEY!! did you ever get onto your young fella an his fiance about the kid swap for honeymoons I emailed you about? Flea and Ben are all for it they reckon it would be the ducks knuts! They were thinkin Bali but South Carolina?!! YEEEEEEEEEEEFLAMINHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Guest]

Dangit, now I find out that you don't even read my e-mails to you. :cry: :cry: I done told you that the bloody two are welcome to visit me old goat anytime, just warn me like the day before,. I like advanced notice, you know, to at least clean the sink and do my laundry on the old stone outside, when the sun is a shining.

The boat, the sailboat you ask? Well, its a bit on the sidetracks right now, trimming it out while attempting two other projects for hire. A little bit of global warming and some dingbattters[nutcases from upstate on the lose, no offense to our board members from the dryland area] as is known here came around and needed something done to their stinking polyester boat, and I felt the need to acomadate this dingbatters!!!!!

[Wild Dingo]

You replied??? didnt get it mate! Been waitin thought you were busy and we were as busy as heck these last few days movin and all that guff... I will tell the pair of numbnuts that its a go just gotta give you what was it an hours notice? no worries! one thing I gotta tell you though mate... theyre totally mad as a flock of galahs! specially Flea total and utter blonde twit she is

You got visitors messin up your peace and quiet? Mate tell em that yer mate downunder said to take their snotbucket and gerroudathere! strewth some people eh? :roll: No one I know are they? whew! :wink:

You got another two on the blocks bein built already Mike? gawd strewth man steady up ol son!! Cant your lovely Linda find you somethin to do as a boat alternative? :shock: Did I really say that???!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Whats really bad is that I gotta crank up my own sailboat up to the rafters to have enough room to used my benches inside for my parts and cuttings. Man I am semi retired you know. Just getting no repsect round this place.

As far as that bloody dizzy blond of yours, Ain't no big thing, as I just laugh it off, since I have expeerience dealing with 200 plus members, on occassions, with three boys and their band trips in the past, and now two girls blowiing in town with two of the boys, with all of those new designer outfits and cell phones stuck ot their ears all the time. [gotta use more of those yellow things to keep in step here.] :wink:

[Wild Dingo]

...snippety snip...

two girls blowiing in town with two of the boys' date=' with all of those new designer outfits and cell phones stuck ot their ears all the time. [gotta use more of those yellow things to keep in step here.'] :wink:

:lol: 3 sheilas and yer all whacked outta shape? Let me tell yer about sheilas and their "designer outfits and cell phones stuck to their ears" :twisted:

You know how Ive got these 6 girls? AND her highness the luverly possumpoop? 8) ....WEEEEEELLL lets now ADD young Aarons 2 new ladies yes 2 of them! The flamin galah has no idea what hes let himself in for if {no not if but WHEN} the learn of the other!!! then theres Josh and his new little "chickeebabe"... AND YES mate all with additions securely fasened to their wingnuts! :roll: ever listened to up to 10 sheilas in the one room yammerin about fashion? GAAAKKKKKKK!!! :shock: Whats definantly worse though is when young 15 year ol Bethy gets a get together happenin! not just one or two cause in her words "ohh how borrrrrring" shes gotta have no less than 6 or 7 at a time and up to 15 for a sleep over... and remember here wes still gots all the other blighters still runnin amok here!!

So on any average weegen around the kaos kingdom we can have:

Possumpoop... the instigator of much of the "girlie" stuff around here just wont grow up me little precious wont :wink: {thats 1} 11 year old Brie and up to 3 of her mates {Average of 2 so thats 3 = 4}... 13 year old Jacinta with AT LEAST 3 of hers {lets say 3 thats 4 = 8}... 15 year old Bethy with ANY NUMBER of her buddies {Im gonna be conservative here and suggest 5 so thats another 6 = 14}... Tiff comes down every weegen to visit another just like her mum a "total nutter" {1 = 15}... Aarons sheilas Suzie on Saturday and Jen on Sunday :roll: {2 = 17} and Joshy with one of his little "girlfenz" {1 = 18} THATS up to and often more than 18 sheilas on any given weegen here mate!! :shock:

And some fellas begrudge me a shed??? :roll:

Lucky for us the Twins are in Kal or we blokes would be totally buggared!!! most weegens theres only me Aaron and Josh with Tiffs fiance Ben rocking up if hes not working! 3 to 18 DEFINANTLY are NOT good odds Mate!

Man... can someone PLEASE remind me why we had SO MANY flamin female hoonberrys??? gawd sometimes I wonder at me sanity :roll:

Mind you Im as mad as a cut snake so I generally give em hell :twisted: While the boys just wander off somewhere and kick a footy around till the sheilas decide to reaquaint themselves with them :roll:

Oh I meant to tell you the other week your young fellas new fiance looks a good sort mate good luck to them with their future life together! Tiff and Ben agree its a bloody good idea that one of them heading up and yours heading down... shes even been practicin her best southern American Forest Gump drawl Im teachin her!!! HA!!! {theres no smilie to show me rollin around on me chair at that one mate! I mean me with my SteveFlaminIrwin cum Croc Dundee accent talkin like Forest Gump? ROFLMAO!!!!}

Its all good mate! 8)

[Steve Day]

Congratulations Chaps,

You have made my day!!!!

Dingo, That was an interesting essay on all of the sheilas around the house. No wonder you are getting plans for the boats. Have you figured out how to lock them out of the shop?

Mike, Sorry to hear you haven't had the time to finish the boat. I am really interested in seeing her sail.

Now that we are closer to the retirement date and the resultant move to Alabama, we might be able to figure out how we can get up to NC to visit you and Graham on the way to Norfolk to visit inlaws.

The next step is to try to figure out how we can visit the "rellies" that live down under. We may have to work a little longer on that one!

Cheerio Mates,

Steve

[Wild Dingo]

Hey Steve! Owsitgoinmate? 8)

Well if your comin down this way yer betta get used to yarnin like that easy as actually just roll the words together!

Now as to gettin down here... Mate I believe theres still things called boats out there... an hey theres even them airoplane things!!

Jokin mate would be excellent to see you if you ever get down this way give me a hoi and I'll make yer welcome!! arc the barbie up get in a few stubbies an some prawns and well gotta have some roo burgers so we can make a bit of a gatherin of it no worries!

As for you Mike yer flamin reprobate!! When are you and yer lovely missus gonna RETIRE and make your way downunder eh???? Heck Ive been practicin me best Forest Gump accent so youd feel right at home :wink:

[Guest]

Shane, when I have as much money as you do, to buy farms and hseds as big as the parking garage at the next town's shopping mall, than you may see me down under.

Steve, you are more than welcomed to my corner and sandlot of the world anytime to enjoy a bit of natural and God given beauty, on any short notice given as is all of the forum members to present here. There is some areas that have some form of restriction for changes that I hope to leave for all future children to enjoy, if the darn developers don't have their way with filling in the marshes for condos. :x

But you know Shane, you have less to do than I do, so buggar on up here.

[Steve Day]

Dingo,

As I recall from the maps, your little neck of the woods is really quite large.

Are you in the north or the south of the country. I have some mates in the Brisbane area, but the rellies are in Wagga Wagga and Tasmania. Would we even be close to where you are?

Mike,

We'll look to come over your way one of these days pretty soon. Probably in the fall.

More to come,

Steve

[Andrew]

Steve

I think Dingo is a LONG way away from Brisvegas (4000ish kilometres)

I also have relies in Wagga Wagga (sister in law) they are about 3 hours away from where I am and Brisvegas is a good 12 hour drive.

I used to live in lovely WA with my folks (they're still there, in two rocks), but work took me to the east.

It's been a long long time since my last post, and Not much had been done to VAZTR between Christmas and March (my folks drove over to see the grand kids, and if I let my father work on the boat it would come out as a catamaran!!!)

Since then I've got the roof on, and put in the half seat arrangement (photos to come soon). I guess I'm two weeks away from turning her over to glass the bottom - but I've got to invite the soccer team I play for over to help me!

Glad to see Dingo's been bitten buy the bug (Dingo's been bitten - that's almost a joke over here HAHAHAHA)

Andrew