Pilgrimage

[Konrad]

After a rather innocent email three weeks ago, this last Friday morning I found myself road-tripping it up to Steven's Point, WI from Lincoln to hook up with a handful of cousing stretching as far as Phoenix, AZ.  Tilted Kilt and Dirty Sanchez aside, we walked out of the garage door on Sunday morning to find a Lincoln Continental limousine waiting for us at 8:00 a.m.  Tyler rulez... 

Coolers of beer, multiple stops along the way to Green Bay, ever-incresaingly wild dares (e.g. chewing gum wrapped around your unit while rolling down the grass hill in your birthday suit..)  Hot tubs.  Cold showers, 35 yard line seats, reminiscing about childhood catastrophes.  Flatulence enough to kill a horse, wafting.. wafting..  Eat the corn, bro..!!  And to think, I'm the TAME one in the family.  They got the Marriott in San Diego completely evacuated several years ago on New Years Eve night due to a "Fireworks Malfunction".

I love my family.  ;D