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Some random thoughts because it is not a good time to be on the beach and I'm waiting for the significant other to get ready to go.

(Self pampering time to get more beautiful.) :wink: ( well worth the effort too I might add) 8)

Some of my favorite sayings:

Patience my dear....patience!

I may not be good, but I'm slow!

If you have time to do it over...then why didn't you have time to do it right the first time?

Let's just do it and figure it out later...Right!

I cut it off and it is still too short!

But I used a tape measure!

It's close enough for government work!....NOT!

I can always fix that later!

OH MY GOD...How did that get to be so bad?

I can clean it up later on.

I keep all my tools within easy reach....instead of putting them away.

Oh it's sharp enough to do this....Whoops!

Get the cheaper one, it will work just fine.

There isn't any real difference between this one and that one except price.

Hit it a little harder and it will fit!

I can patch that!

Wonder why this didn't last very long, must be poor construction.

I changed the oil last year, you didn't tell me I need to do it more often.

You really should have worn a life jacket!

Don't set that on the edge!

If you fall and break both legs, don't come running to me for help.

(Insert name) checked that!

One heavier coat of paint will be just fine and save time.

Maybe this will work instead.

I can break it loose with this instead.

I'll just add a little of this.

Give me a hand we can make it fit!

Where did we put that instruction manual?

Honey....how long has the red light on the dash been on?

I can climb up there to get that!

It's overcast and we'll only be out on the water for a little while so I don't need that SPF 45.

NO, we don't need the paddle, we've got the outboard and a half tank of gas.

Think you can crawl out there and grab that loose end?

Have a good day! :D Time to go sailing! 8)


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My personal favorite (and havd used it MANY times), "I meant to do that, no really!".

The other one is usually while holding some part of the body that hurts, "I didn't think it would do that!". Variations include 'move that fast', 'move like that', 'go that way', 'snap off like that', 'burn so fast', 'explode so quick', etc.

But my MOST used of all time is almost always said to myself so no one else will hear, "When will I learn?".

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