Bruce Kershaw Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Since it's December... Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... ...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud_Wilson Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Bruce I want even reply to this B/s So here is mine may you never want for a drink of RUM, or a friend to share it with. Merry Christmas. Bud. ( not approved by any one but me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Kershaw Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 I got that BS in an email, and I DON'T approve... but it's kinda funny. :wink: [glow=red,2,300] Merry Christmas to all![/glow] :x-mas: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Day Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 That's a little better, Bruce. I was beginning to wonder :crazyeyes: Merry Christmas to all! Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Merry Christmas, fellers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisboats Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Merry Christmas (Hanuka, Kwanzaa and anything else anyone wants to come up with) to all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken_Potts Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Now that we've had the dinner and the airing of grievances we're settling in for a long, happy Festivus. The feats of strength may continue for some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Kershaw Posted December 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Now that we've had the dinner and the airing of grievances we're settling in for a long, happy Festivus. The feats of strength may continue for some time. Being a member of a family myself, as most of us are, I can only speculate as to your meaning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 The feats of strength may continue for some time. Metamucil is your friend. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken_Potts Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 This should clear things up... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt jake Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 We just finished our celebration a day late. I had to work on Christmas, but that is the way it goes. My youngest daughter just got engaged! It has been a great day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Kershaw Posted December 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 This should clear things up... Yup... Typical, family SOP. Congrats, Jake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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